(Source: ebilflindas, via spookyivory)

(Source: madisams, via forevasleepy)

fucktrumpet is my new fAvorite word

annethecatdetective:

You can tell is high ranking toad because this toad is wearing a crown that is also a toad.

annethecatdetective:

You can tell is high ranking toad because this toad is wearing a crown that is also a toad.

(via spookyivory)

(Source: glitterweave, via bloopin)

heckacute:

I always have things to be thankful for because I don’t have any children.

APPLYING FOR JOBS AND COLLEGES ALL OVER THE WEST COAST

~~~stressed but stoked

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

(via bloopin)

Say Anything – A Walk Through Hell (20,233 plays)

feel like I’m in high school again

(Source: kato-nash)

Run the Jewels – Darling Dont Cry (0 plays)