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sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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I am not turning down the money, I’m turning down you. I want nothing to do with you. Ever since I met you, everything I ever cared about is gone. Ruined, turned to shit… dead, ever since I hooked up with the great Heisenberg!

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shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

(Source: perfect, via hmcneil0)

how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

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pre-shift blues selfie (3rd installment)

pre-shift blues selfie (3rd installment)

"If you leave someone at least tell them why, because what’s more painful than being abandoned; is knowing you’re not worth an explanation."

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THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS

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(Source: chaoticnana, via talfordcharlesbrownthe3rd)

"I love kissing. If I could kiss all day, I would. I can’t stop thinking about kissing. I like kissing more than sex because there’s no end to it. You can kiss forever. You can kiss yourself into oblivion. You can kiss all over the body. You can kiss yourself to sleep. And when you wake up, you can’t stop thinking about kissing. Dammit, I can’t get anything done because I’m so busy thinking about kissing. Kissing is madness! But it’s absolute paradise, if you can find a good kisser."

Sufjan Stevens (source)

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Joyce Manor – Falling in Love Again (35,343 plays)
I think you’re funny
I like your friends
I like the way they treat you

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biologicalmarginalia:

cmkosemenillustrated:

A short-tailed form of the popular sail-backed repto-mammal Dimetrodon.
www.cmkosemen.com

The soft tissue and integument on this depiction are divine. It really sells this strange creature as a far-flung relative of mammals rather than some big lizard with a sail.

biologicalmarginalia:

cmkosemenillustrated:

A short-tailed form of the popular sail-backed repto-mammal Dimetrodon.

www.cmkosemen.com

The soft tissue and integument on this depiction are divine. It really sells this strange creature as a far-flung relative of mammals rather than some big lizard with a sail.

(via talfordcharlesbrownthe3rd)