fucktrumpet is my new fAvorite word
You can tell is high ranking toad because this toad is wearing a crown that is also a toad.
I always have things to be thankful for because I don’t have any children.
APPLYING FOR JOBS AND COLLEGES ALL OVER THE WEST COAST
~~~stressed but stoked
"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."
this is painfully russian